No more than 1 square!!!

[Ken]

These are the kinds of lunatics, we're up against on trail closings....


Crow calls for limit on loo paper

The shows include a short set from Sheryl Crow and film clips. Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

The 45-year-old, who made the comments on her website, has just toured the US on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate change.

She teamed up with environmental activist Laurie David for the shows.

The pair targeted 11 university campuses to persuade students to help combat the world's environmental problems.

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting

Sheryl Crow
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.

"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."


The tour ended on Sunday at the George Washington University in Washington DC, where Crow performed with Tim McGraw, Faith Hill and Carole King.

Laurie David's husband, Seinfeld creator Larry David, also appeared.

Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness".

She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve".

The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.

The shows involved a short set by the singer, a talk by David and segments of Al Gore's environmental film An Inconvenient Truth.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

[scotte]

I know how I'll help her out, I'll use her other sleeve for TP! Crazy crazy stuff...

[Keith Strong]

rediculous.

[DAVE]

I don't use toilet paper at all whats the problem............................Hey wait a minute what's that smell

[Quadgoddess]

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

She teamed up with environmental activist Laurie David for the shows.

Laurie David's husband, Seinfeld creator Larry David, also appeared.

I wonder if the David's got the idea from one of his Seinfeld episodes that he wrote titled THE STALL...."Elaine agonizes over a woman's refusal to pass toilet paper under the stall of a public restroom."...she's totally pissed, no pun intended...lol...that the lady can't spare a square!



Ever see the kids TP that's out on the market...I think it's Cottonelle... called..."Where to tear"???...lol...teach em' young about that global warming...
http://www.cottonelle.com/products/kids.asp

[Ken]

I wouldn't doubt it!! However, that's not Larry David's idea...that's Crow and his WIFE...LAURIE David. Laurie and Larry...aye carumba.

As for Cottonelle...I guess I comply!!

http://www.cottonelle.com/products/folded.asp

Easy Single Sheet Dispensing

[Kendo]

This confirms my suspicions that these people are indeed insane.

[zkeys]

Sheryl Crow does not poop, and if she does, it is very small and meaningless. Go ahead and make this a law Sheryl, then we would run short on water with all the post-defecation showers that would have to be taken. I love it when a person of "fame" tries to tell me how to take care of my arse....

[BearCat]

The tour ended on Sunday at the George Washington University in Washington DC, where Crow performed with Tim McGraw, Faith Hill and Carole King.......Crow left the stage early with what appeared to be a bad case of the "shits"..She has now rescinded previous statements and has upped the amount to "Two" squares!

WTF is wrong with some people LOL...TP use is like buying tickets at a stag, Give me an arm's length!! If its a good one give me two arms worth!!

BC