OK, it's an old joke, but I just like it for some reason....
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A guy sees a sign out front of a gas station.
"Talking Dog for Sale."
He goes into the store and says to the clerk. "You're selling a talking dog?"
The clerk says, yup. He's out back.
The man goes out back and finds a dog tied to a post.
"Uh, you talk?"
"That's right," says the dog.
"Wow! That's amazing! How'd you end up here?"
The dog sighs and says, "Well, I discovered I could talk when I was still a puppy. I wanted to serve my country, so I got in touch with the CIA. Almost right away I was on missions all around the world. Spying on presidents and dictators, working behind enemy lines. After that, I came back to the states, where I worked for a dog-food company telling them what tasted good. They rewarded me with a whole harem of beautiful girl dogs, if you know what I mean. After that, I was a private detective, tracking down kidnapped children, lost dogs. All that stuff. Now I'm just retired.
The man was stunned. He raced back inside and asked the clerk how much he wanted for the talking dog.
The gas station owner barely looked up from his newspaper and said "Ten bucks."
"What? Ten bucks? That's the most amazing dog I've ever met. Why so cheap?"
The owner responds, "Because he's just a big liar. He never did any of that stuff."
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